Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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