I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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