ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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