is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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