yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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