I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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