Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?

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(917): View more from New York City

Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.

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(951): View more from California

We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?

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(850): View more from Florida

Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself

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