I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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