Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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