we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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