Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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