My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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