Pappa wants mamma naked
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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