so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I understand Curling. That high.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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