I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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