I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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