Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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