Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
