I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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