she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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