Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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