Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
God I need to hump something, right now.
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