It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize