This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I can't put those talents on a resume
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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