I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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