thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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