Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
