In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
