We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
third nipple confirmed
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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