just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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