3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
