We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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