is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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