At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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