why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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