My nipple is on Facebook.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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