Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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