Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
