I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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