: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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