What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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