Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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