I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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