I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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