OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I need a hoe opinion
go on
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize