The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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