At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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