can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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