you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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