Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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