Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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