I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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